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Best dad jokes to celebrate our fathers
Best dad jokes to celebrate our fathers
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June 16, 2022
As soon as someone becomes a father he is mysteriously granted the ability to craft jokes with extra cheese. We all love them even if the overt jokes make us cringe a little (or a lot).
This Father’s Day we put a call out at our company to submit their favorite dad jokes. Laugh along with us as you read what our team submitted:
Enjoy and Happy Father’s Day!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
When my wife told me I had to stop impersonating flamingos, I had to put my foot down.
What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
I just flew back from a ravioli convention … Boyardees arms tired!
I just applied for a job at the diner. They said I brought a lot to the table.
Where do bad rainbows go? Prism, but it’s only a light sentence.
A bill collector just called me, saying, “Your bill is now a year old.” I told him to tell it “Happy Birthday” and hung up.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
I recently started taking a new medication. It seemed to be working well, except that I started breaking out in hives all over my body. I called my doctor, and he told me to go to the ER ASAP, but I told him I thought that was a rash decision.
Why are email marketers so good at opening jars? They’re obsessed with improving their open rates.
Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players kept dribbling on it.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
They should make a beer called “Occasionally.” So, when asked, I can say I drink Occasionally.
I have a speed bump phobia, but I’m slowly getting over it.
What is a digital marketer’s favorite kind of cake? Funnel.
I had a great joke about COVID … but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Why was the picture arrested? Because he was framed.
I took my giant spoon to cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
Why did everyone say the pepper was a nosy neighbor? No matter who you were, he was jalapeno business.
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do!
I’ve been in the dating world for a while, but I never found someone with all the things I was looking for. My friends all told me I set my bar too high so I lowered it and took a shot. Now I’m just drunk and single.
What do you call emergency cheese? Just in Queso.
You know what my dad said after I gave him his 50th birthday card? You know, one would have been enough.
What word starts with E and ends with E, but only has one letter in it? Envelope.
What does a computer call its father? Data.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? “arrrrr”? Nay, ’tis the C he truly loves.
Where do mansplainers get their water? From a well, actually…
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate.
What do you call it when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of bad luck.
Which country’s capital is the fastest growing? Ireland’s. Every year it’s Dublin.
(To be said when driving by cows lying down). Hey. You know what you call those cows (pointing to the cows lying down)? Ground beef!
Do you know where happiness is made? The Satis-factory!
Why aren’t chickens allowed in church? Because they use fowl language
Boss: How good at you at PowerPoint? Me: I Excel at it
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word
Dads as soon as they step in Home Depot:
Happy Father’s Day from all of us at Medium Giant!
Best dad jokes to celebrate our fathers
As soon as someone becomes a father he is mysteriously granted the ability to craft jokes with extra cheese. We all love them even if the overt jokes make us cringe a little (or a lot).
This Father’s Day we put a call out at our company to submit their favorite dad jokes. Laugh along with us as you read what our team submitted:
Enjoy and Happy Father’s Day!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
When my wife told me I had to stop impersonating flamingos, I had to put my foot down.
What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
I just flew back from a ravioli convention … Boyardees arms tired!
I just applied for a job at the diner. They said I brought a lot to the table.
Where do bad rainbows go? Prism, but it’s only a light sentence.
A bill collector just called me, saying, “Your bill is now a year old.” I told him to tell it “Happy Birthday” and hung up.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
I recently started taking a new medication. It seemed to be working well, except that I started breaking out in hives all over my body. I called my doctor, and he told me to go to the ER ASAP, but I told him I thought that was a rash decision.
Why are email marketers so good at opening jars? They’re obsessed with improving their open rates.
Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players kept dribbling on it.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
They should make a beer called “Occasionally.” So, when asked, I can say I drink Occasionally.
I have a speed bump phobia, but I’m slowly getting over it.
What is a digital marketer’s favorite kind of cake? Funnel.
I had a great joke about COVID … but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Why was the picture arrested? Because he was framed.
I took my giant spoon to cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
Why did everyone say the pepper was a nosy neighbor? No matter who you were, he was jalapeno business.
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do!
I’ve been in the dating world for a while, but I never found someone with all the things I was looking for. My friends all told me I set my bar too high so I lowered it and took a shot. Now I’m just drunk and single.
What do you call emergency cheese? Just in Queso.
You know what my dad said after I gave him his 50th birthday card? You know, one would have been enough.
What word starts with E and ends with E, but only has one letter in it? Envelope.
What does a computer call its father? Data.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? “arrrrr”? Nay, ’tis the C he truly loves.
Where do mansplainers get their water? From a well, actually…
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate.
What do you call it when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of bad luck.
Which country’s capital is the fastest growing? Ireland’s. Every year it’s Dublin.
(To be said when driving by cows lying down). Hey. You know what you call those cows (pointing to the cows lying down)? Ground beef!
Do you know where happiness is made? The Satis-factory!
Why aren’t chickens allowed in church? Because they use fowl language
Boss: How good at you at PowerPoint? Me: I Excel at it
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word
Dads as soon as they step in Home Depot:
Happy Father’s Day from all of us at Medium Giant!